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Shit Slytherins Say
I can be polite, but only with people I actually care about.
And, before you ask, no you're not one of them.
How I categorize my ships
Me: OTP A, please have sex
Me: OTP B, please keep having sex
Me: OTP C, please come back to having sex
Me: OTP D, just breathe the same air
*Harry, Ron, and Draco sharing a table in the Library*
Harry: Really Malfoy could you stick your nose any higher?
Draco: Really Potter could you flash your scar anymore?
Ron: Really Malfoy could you wedge that stick further up your arse?
Passing Student: Haha Yeah Malfoy you prissy pureblood twit!
Harry, Ron: Hey!
Harry: Excuse me are you part of this conversation?
Draco: Yeah, who invited you?
Ron: No one gets to insult Malfoy except us!
Passing Student: But he just insulted you.
Draco: And I'm the only one who gets to insult them!
Ron: Exactly!
*Student leaves* *Hermione arrives, pecks Draco on the cheek, and sits next to him as he puts his arm behind her*Hermione: Hey guys did I miss anything?
All: No.
Draco: Just polite small chat.
Harry: Bonding.
Ron: Waiting for you.